Minions

Jorge Oils on Canvas, 40×30 cms, 2014

“Jorge is obviously not self-conscious of his waistline at all”

Hair: Standing up

Body: Fat

Height: 96 cms (as tall as Dave but slightly shorter than Stuart)

Loves: making photo copies of his bottom.

Hates: not sure

Jerry

Oils on Canvas, 40×30 cms, 2014

“How can you resist not sounding like Jerry the next time you are in disbelief?”

Hair: spiky

Body: slim

Height: 105 cms (minion average)

Loves: playing and hanging out with Stuart (BFF)

Hates: Edith (nah, not really. We have no idea)

(Universal Pictures)

Dave

Oils on Canvas, 40×30 cms, 2014

“We call him ‘Bazooka’ Dave”

Hair: flat, center-parted

Body: slim

Height: 105 cms (minion average)

Loves: rockets and missiles

Hates: waiting

(Universal Pictures)